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1、每天年前上起床的第一个念头就是想打工，想先多睡就会。

The first thought of getting up every morning is that I don't want to go to work and want to sleep more.

2、却说呢？每个月总有那么个30天想打工。

How to put it? There are always 30 days a month when I don't want to go to work.

3、明明可以靠颜值做饭，为什么我就会并不需要打工？

Why do I choose to work when I can rely on my appearance?

4、如果打工太难，那就寿我们年前点等候。

If it's too hard to go to work, wish us an early one.

5、觉得自己的性格真的不适当打工，只适当领工资。

I feel that my personality is really not suitable for work, only for salary.

6、打工和念书出奇的相似，念书盼暑假，打工盼等候。

Going to work is very similar to going to school. Going to school is looking forward to the end of school, and going to work is looking forward to the end of work.

7、指导工作太累的时候，回想给自己写封辞职信，让自己开心一下。

When work is too tired, remember to write a letter of resignation to make yourself happy.

8、我拥不喜欢指导工作的，因为指导工作节约了我的青春。

I don't like work because it wastes my youth.

9、虽然我打工就会迟到，但是我等候很仍要呀。

I'll be late for work, but I'm on time.

10、五十六种语言汇成记得，更进一步的每一天都想打工。

Fifty six languages in one sentence, I don't want to go to work every day in the future.

11、贫穷限制了我一切，它还下达我出去打工。

Poverty limits everything, and it orders me to go out to work.

12、我是真的想打工，但是我家里没有矿山，也没有山羊。

I really don't want to go to work, but I don't have any mines or pigs at home.

13、打工就像旧时代的婚姻，明明不美好，还要相守到底。

Going to work is like marriage in the old days. It's not happy, but we have to stay together to the end.

14、年前知道凡人有打工这回事，本来就不确实来到下凡渡劫。

If I had known that there was work in the world, I shouldn't have come to the world at the beginning.